| Ho Ho IT'S KISMET KEBABS - WELCOME TO THE HOME OF KEBAB FANS AROUND THE WORLD! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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This is the home of Kismet Kebabs!!! I'm a fan of all things Kebab. Why not share my passion. Reserve a table by the window (there aren't any!! Ho Ho!!) Play on our fruit machines. Laugh out loud as you ask me for a turkey kebab at Christmas. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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All your favourite Kebabs. If you can't see what you want, just ask. We can make a kebab out of just about any household scraps we can find. Hell, I'll even scrape the soles of my feet just to add that special touch! You will see in the picture (left) some of the tasty meats available to you at my gastronomic paradise. Each one cooked exactly to your specification. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Q: What goes "cluck cluck" ? | A: A chicken!!! Ho Ho! Keep sending in your jokes They make me laugh like a bastard-shit!! See below for the best Kebab sites on the Net You see in the picture me and some of the Kismet lads enjoying your jokes during a quiet break in trade. My golly what fun we have, covered in grease and stinking of dead pets!! Here's my favourite derogatory joke against those b*stards in the Indian Takeaway next door The Indian Top Ten All available on the fantastic new album, 'Turban Hymns' by Donner Summer �
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